My experiments with truth :)

Well, if u guys ever "wanna live life dangerously", then probably the best way to do that is to offend gals by saying something which they dont like to hear:) It is a sheer thrill like walking on the razor's edge. If u miss, She kills...

Communicating with gals had never been a problem with me, but the problem is often over-communicating. I really do say something for which i get smacked often and rightly so too !!!

And what i say abt myself in my profile is totally true here, b4 my mind gets to stop what i am saying i say it and then spend the rest of the time laughing while,she goes hrrrrrrrrr!!!

Here r some of my adventures with miss' or miss-adventures:)

1. Well one of my friends used to b very small and i had another best friend of mine as her roommate. One fine day when we were talking, i was mentioning to my best friend that she looks like a elder sister to her. Wat i wanted to say waz tat the other gal was very small like a school kid, but ofcourse what i ended up saying making her"the elder sister for a gal who is 2 years Older!". I got a cold stare that froze me and then i had to thank my stars that i am still alive :) Damn!

2. This one is too good as well! I was here in Ameriga! i was sitting and having lunch at a restraunt and a gal was sittin opposite to me and we were talkin weather and all tat! So finally i asked her name and she said "Mellisa". For 1 sec,i didnt get her name and thought her name was "medusa";). Then i asked her again and clarified it. Everything is fine till now and after this comes the real fun part,I told her that "for a second i was wondering, how can a person be named medussa".I had to run out of the restaurant to save myself!!! God, was she angry or wat!

3. We were having some debate for some function recently and we were discussing. One of the gals in the group said "I will go home and devlop some points and come tomorrow". I immediately said "So when will u get to print them?"(as in the sense that u develop photographs and u print them on sheets to get photos. Yeah i know it was a PJ,but it was real funny tat time! If looks could kill, i would have been RIP long time back :) But still alive somehow...

4. I kind of had a crush on a gal (back in india) and somehow found some way to talk to her and all tat. So after becoming friends and much later i was mentioning tat "Actually for a while i was thinking that u were married". This was an innocent statement, which was turned into a deathwish. She said"What? r u saying i look like a married woman?Do i really look tat old!" Okkie, yep. My mistake again!

QED on y i dont have a gal friend!